Method · 7 min read · UK 18+
How Quay Casino Desk reviews a room
The harbour method: what we actually look at on a UK-facing casino or bingo site, what we refuse to score, and how affiliate doors sit beside the copy.
We are a desk, not a pit
Quay Casino Desk is an independent comparison publication. We do not operate games, hold deposits, or pay wins. We do accept advertising fees when you use a tracked /go/ link. That fee does not let an operator edit a verdict. It does mean we have a commercial reason to keep the doors working. You should read us with that in mind.
The five lights we look for
One: is the product what the name claims (bingo, slots, mixed casino). Two: does the UK-facing story hold (licence footer, .co.uk where relevant, RG tools). Three: can a new adult actually complete cashier and KYC without folklore. Four: is the welcome shape explainable in one sentence. Five: does mobile play work without a banner sitting on the stake button. We do not score “luck,” RTP of a single title, or celebrity endorsements.
Ratings are editorial, not predictions
A 9.1 is “this product is mature and matches a UK adult’s expectations.” It is not “you will win.” A 7.6 is still a real site we were willing to send you toward with caveats. We will not invent decimal precision beyond a single point. Offers change; ratings move slower than banners and faster than licences.
What we will not do
We will not claim affiliation with any high-street casino chain. We will not hide that links are sponsored. We will not tell you a jackpot is due. We will not write for anyone under 18. We will not take a support conversation for you — write to hello@seomighty.com about this website, and to the operator about your account.
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